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Your house has been talking all day. You stopped hearing it years ago.

It says whether anybody is home. It says what time you go out and what time you come back. It says whether the bins went out on Tuesday like everybody else’s. None of that is secret and none of it is clever. It is simply there, out loud, to everybody who goes past. I am Lyle Pennock. This is 288 pages, one thing to a page, on what your house is saying and what to do about it.

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Early and Inside

— What Your House Tells a Stranger, and What To Do About It Tonight

Lyle Pennock

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01 · The two words

Early, and inside. That is the whole of it.

Everything in this book happens one of two ways. Either it is something you do early, on a calm afternoon when nothing at all is wrong and you have time to think about it properly. Or it is something that keeps you inside, where you belong, on the night something is going on and you would rather not be the one finding out what.

I want to be plain about that, because a great deal of what is said on this subject is not. You will not find me telling you to go out and have a look. You will not find me telling you to take a photograph of somebody, or to walk down and ask what they want. I think that advice gets people hurt.

There are no weapons in this book. Not one, not anywhere, not as an item and not by hint. There is nothing rigged to hurt anybody either. And there is no chapter where you go outside in the dark to find out what a noise was.

02 · What’s inside

24 chapters. 288 pages. One thing to a page.

Every page is one thing: what it says about your house, what to do about it, and what it costs and how long it takes. There is a picture on every one. Here is the whole book, chapter by chapter.

What your house says when nobody is talking

4 chapters

How Somebody Chooses a House
The Walk Around Your Own Property
The Curb, and the First Ten Seconds
The Drive, and What Gravel Remembers

The things that arrive

4 chapters

Packages and the Empty House Problem
Mail, Papers and the Week You Were Away
Flyers, Cards and Things Wedged in a Door
What a Sign, a Notice or a Post Tells the Street

Signs somebody already looked

4 chapters

Gates, Latches and Bins Out of Place
The Same Vehicle, Twice
A Door Handle That Has Been Tried
Marks, Chalk and Things That Are Probably Nothing

The night, and staying inside

6 chapters

The Noise Outside Handbook
A Calm Script for Every Knock
The Power Outage Plan
You Come Home and the Door Is Open
The Ten Minute Checklist
Lights, Timers and a House That Does Not Tick

The people on your road

3 chapters

Neighbourhood Watch Without the Meetings
The One Neighbour Who Should Know Your Routine
Who You Call, and In What Order

Routine and the plan

3 chapters

Home Security Without a Subscription
Three Days Away, and a House That Looks Lived In
The Yearly Walk

Prices in the book are what I saw in 2026 at an ordinary hardware shop, written as ranges. Take them as the size of a thing, not the price of it.

Lyle, at his own kitchen window

03 · A note from Lyle

I have watched one road for forty years.

It is a gravel drive that runs about two hundred yards from my front window down to a county road. In that time I have learned that a house talks. Not to you. You live in it, so you stopped hearing it years ago. It talks to everybody who goes past.

I wrote this for somebody in her seventies who lives on her own at the end of a road like mine, and who was quoted forty dollars a month to have a company watch it for her. She is not frightened. She is practical, and she would like to know what her own house is saying before she pays anybody anything.

When something is happening right now, this book says the same three things every time. Turn a light on. Pick up the phone. Stay where you are. You will get tired of reading it. That is rather the point.

Lyle Pennock

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288 pages, one thing to a page, with a picture on every one
What each one costs and how long it takes
24 chapters, from the view of your own drive to the yearly walk
A calm script for every knock, and a ten minute checklist for any strange night
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